Funny Jokes

An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. […]

A school hired a new Spanish teacher fresh out of college. On the teacher’s first day, the principal decides to

Two old guys, Walt and Ray, were sitting in the park talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Ray

An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he

Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few

1: Two women are on a girls’ night out, both of them married, loyal and exemplary wives. This night they

“Johnny, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to Little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it”,

Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all