Little Johnny’s dad went to the supermarket today , and was there for literally 5 minutes.
When he came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.
So he went up to him and said,
“Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored him and continued writing the ticket.
So he called him a pencil-necked headed cop.
He glared at him and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So he then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the winshield… the more he insulted him, the more tickets he wrote.
He didn’t care.
His car was parked around the corner.