Dad jokes: corny, punny, painfully brilliant — and totally irresistible. Whether you’re a pun lover or just here for the cringe, these jokes will either make you laugh out loud or sigh in style.
Here’s a fresh batch of 15 clever dad jokes guaranteed to make you groan, giggle, or both.
1. The Pun Master’s Big Fail
I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner.
Sadly… no pun in ten did. 😅
2. Well, That’s Unfortunate
Why did the old man fall down the well?
Because… he couldn’t see that well.
3. The Ghost Joke That Died
I tried to make up a joke about ghosts, but I couldn’t.
It had plenty of spirit, but no body.
4. Tuna, Piano, and Glue
Dad: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
Me: I don’t know.
Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you’d get stuck on that. 😂
5. Windmill Metalhead
Two windmills were sitting on a hill.
One asks the other: “Do you have a favorite song?”
The other replies: “Well… all my life I’ve been a heavy metal fan.”
6. Balance Issues
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance…
So I pushed her over.
7. Origami Excellence
I got an A on my origami assignment…
When I turned my paper into my teacher.
8. Star Wars Energy Crisis
How many stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they’re all on the dark side.
9. Hot Tip for Cold Rooms
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner.
It’s always 90 degrees there.
10. Cliff’s Welcome
Hi, I’m Cliff.
Drop over sometime.
11. Feeling Less Than 2 Grand
Did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor for a headache?
The doctor examined his ear and found money.
He pulled out $1,999.
Then he said:
“No wonder you’re not feeling two grand!” 💸
12. Reverse Nostalgia
Dad, when he puts the car in reverse:
“Ah, this takes me back.”
13. Samsung’s Finest
What do you call the security guards for Samsung?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
14. Cringe Level: Expert
Every dad has that one joke they deliver like it’s the first time. And somehow, we laugh. Or at least pretend to.
15. Bonus Advice: Embrace the Cringe
Love them or not, dad jokes are timeless. Tell one today — make someone smile, or roll their eyes.