A deer had a bar.
One day, he found the toilet window broken, so he asked the patrons “Who broke the window!?”
A hare responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The hare says: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $500.
A few days later, the window got broken again, so the deer asked: “Who broke the window!?”
A squirrel responded, “I kinda did…”
The deer asked “What do you mean by “kinda”?”
The squirrel said: “Well, I was taking a dump and after the bear finished his, he took me and tried to wipe his butt, but then he saw I wasn’t toilet paper and threw me right out of the window”.
The deer fined the bear $1000.
A few days later, the whole toilet got messed up – the fixtures smashed, the toilet was broken and bloodied, the window was broken, the door scratched, etc. So the deer asked,
“Who did all this!?”
The hedgehog replied “I kinda did…”